I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize