Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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