so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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