just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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