at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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