I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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