I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Dicks are not precious.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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