It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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