i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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