Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
be right there i have to get my cape
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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