They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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