Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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