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I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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