Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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