If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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