i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
