She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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