we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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