Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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