Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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