Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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