There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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