My hand turned me down
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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