Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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