He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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