I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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