didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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