She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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