This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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