you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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