Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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