its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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