you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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