is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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