I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
