On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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