Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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