She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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