You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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