How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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