its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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50% drunk capacity currently
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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