Whoa Z and x make the same sound
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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