This girl is more easily done than said...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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