he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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