That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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