susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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