Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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