whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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