she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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