home. puking in laundry basket.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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