Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
