Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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