Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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