I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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