Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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