Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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