the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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