I think I just saw someone hide a body.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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