Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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