sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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