took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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